Rebecca Lau, who shared her Winning-A-GameCube success story, informed me of an important tip she received today. I have to let everyone know about this, as you may fall victim to this possible terrorist threat.

This story is absolutely true. Beck, who lives in Sydney Australia, works for a local city council. A concerned female resident (name withheld) informed the council this morning that her neighbor had installed a jumping castle in their backyard.

According to the resident, she was concerned that the jumping castle could be used by terrorists to blow up her home. When asked what her neighbor used to inflate the jumping castle, she simply replied that it was probably full of hot air.

If you see a jumping castle anywhere, be sure to stop any kids from using it. To discourage them even more, get all your adult friends to occupy the jumping castle so that there will be no space for the children. It’s only for their own protection.